Category

Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 May 2015

18 Gestures That Girls Make That Are Better Than Saying ‘I Love You’

by OdieAndElsa  |  in interesting at  20:30
"I love you" are and will always remain the three magical words that melt our hearts. But sometimes, even those words aren't magic enough. The little things that your girl does for you are way, way more special and heartwarming than anything that can be put into words. What are those gestures that girls make all the time? Read on to find out.

1. When she puts her head on his shoulder and snuggles up against him.



2. When she reads up on his favourite cartoon/action movie, so that he doesn't have to give up anything for her.



3. When she encourages him to go out with his bros, even though she's free for the evening.



4. She hates the way he leaves things lying around, but makes her peace with it because he likes it that way.



5. She's bad at sports, but she plays along with him just to give him company.



6. When she brings the dinner to bed so they can curl up and snuggle together.



7. She knows he's missing the match because he's at work, so she messages him the score through the day.



8. When she patiently helps him pick out the perfect gift for his sister/mother because she knows how much he loves her.



9. She hugs him tightly when he wins a match against his friends, even though he's sweating like a pig.



10. She wakes up earlier than usual, just to surprise him with his favourite breakfast.



11. When she proudly flaunts him in front of all her girlfriends.



12. When she puts up a show just for him at the end of a long, hard work day.



13. When she starts fan girling his favourite bands.



14. When she actively listens to his wild ideas - even though she's too tired to think.



15. When she opens up to him about her deepest, darkest fears - because he's the only one she trusts.



16. When she laughs at all his silly, immature jokes without judging him for them.



17. She genuinely enjoys spending her time with all his friends.



18. When she gives him a soothing massage, even though she's equally tired.

14 Things Men Mistakenly Think Women Find Sexy

by OdieAndElsa  |  in mind at  20:27
Dear men,
Don't get me wrong. You're awesome. You're fantastic, and you're downright hot. But you might want to consider some of those super smooth moves you try on your girls all the time. They're not working. It's kind of like how you think girls are always having pillow-fights in their undies in sleepovers. They're not. Just no.

 

1. Weird pick up lines

No. Nope. Just don't even try it.

2. Soaking yourself in deodorants

A little spray here and there is nice. But walking into a room literally marinating in Axe is not helping you. It's probably worse than the BO you're trying to mask.

3. Cracking lame jokes

It's true, a good sense of humour is rather sexy. Lame jokes on the other hand have the exact opposite effect on most girls. Besides, why would anyone crack a joke knowing that it's a bad one?

4. Flaunting your cash

I hate to break your heart, but not all the girls you find out there are gold diggers. Flaunting your moolah only makes you look obnoxious and arrogant.

5. Being rude to waiters/subordinates

Nothing entitles you to be a jerk to people, and no one is impressed by a disrespectful git. It's one of those things that could ruin your date even if everything else was in place.

6. Showing off your man-boobs

It's just weird. Really, really weird.

7. Boasting about your 'skills' and 'conquests'

Trust me, we'll find out for ourselves if we intend to go that way. Until then, all of that information is completely unnecessary and super creepy.

8. Blaring Honey Singh on loud from your car

You're getting NOWHERE with girls if you're letting him do the talking for you. Really? Seriously? Besides, what kind of a person goes around imposing their taste in music on others like that?

9. Playing hard-to-get

Everyone can see through your game. Being manipulative is not sexy. At all.

10. Going overboard with the whole well-mannered thing

We get it. You're sweet, well mannered and a true gentleman. But apologising every time you so much as look the other way is just strange and annoying. Be confident! No one looks good when they're busy worrying over things.

11. Wearing clothes so tight it could cut off your blood circulation

So you worked out twice, and now you have biceps that look big if you look at them through a microscope. Time to bring out the skin-tight clothes! Not.

12. Chest hair. Lots and lots of chest hair

It's true, God made you that way. But trust me, we have enough wooly, fuzzy things to feel comfy with. When girls get cosy, most prefer a man over a grizzly bear.

13. Being a painful know-it-all

Your extensive knowledge is impressive only when it doesn't come at the cost of making other people deliberately look bad. We get it, you are super smart. But you're also a jerk who can't stop showing off.

14. Being too macho for your own good

Think about it. You are so much more than your overbearing manliness. Stop obsessing over being a knight in shining armour, and just enjoy your time with an independent individual who's fairly capable of protecting herself.

8 Facts You Believed About Food That Turned Out To Be False

by OdieAndElsa  |  in interesting at  20:26
All of us are caught in the web of a fast-paced life where we try to keep up a healthy lifestyle. We stick to diet plans and religiously follow all the advice that pours in from different sectors. However, we absolutely trust some 'golden rules'. And you'll be surprised to know how many of them are absolutely no good.  This wonderful article appeared in Huffington Post which talks about some of them : 

1. Golgappas made from sooji are healthy 

Not exactly. Sooji is nothing but granular form of maida. Hence, the calorific value of dishes made of sooji are no less than that made of maida. So, the next time you find yourself opting for golgappas, thinking its a low calory snack, watch out! Opt for fruit chaat instead.  

Source : Pixshark 

2. Cooking with virgin olive oil is a bad idea 

Heating any kind of fat to higher temperatures, tends to rob it of its nutrients. Extra virgin olive oil is highly stable though.

Source : California Olive ranch

3. Honey is sweeter than sugar because it has fewer calories 

Yes, honey is a natural sweetener which makes it beneficial for you. But it does not help you cut down on calories. In fact a spoon of honey has more calories than a spoon of white sugar.

Source : Smithsonian mag

4. Consuming  desi ghee can give you cholesterol problems 

In fact, the ingredient which Indian recipes swear by, is rich in components found in olive oil. It is healthier than sunflower and other vegetable oils. Then of course, moderation is the key to accommodating fattening agents in your diet.

Source : PPnf Blog

5. Apples and Bananas are rich sources of iron 

Though they are rich in fibre, they are definitely not good sources of iron. And contrary to popular belief, they don't turn brown because of the presence of iron.

Source : Funky smoothie 

6. Eggs should be avoided because of their high cholesterol levels 

Though eggs are rich in cholesterol, the dietary cholesterol is good for you according to research. It does not affect the triglyceride levels. Eating an egg daily is in fact highly advisable.

Source : Plantation sustainable living 

7. One should avoid sugar in order to keep diabetes at bay 

Though avoiding food laced with sugar is advisable to knock-out calories, one needs t maintain an over-all healthy lifestyle and diet to ditch diabetes. It is not enough to avoid sugar.

Source : Fitafterfifty

8. Consumption of nuts increases cholesterol levels 

On the contrary, intake of nuts can help you decrease cholesterol and also fight obesity. Not just this, a healthy inclusion of nuts in your diet can help in the prevention of several diseases.

16 Things Women Secretly Judge Men For

by OdieAndElsa  |  in mind at  20:14
Men often describe us women as a mystery. But that’s not true. I mean, we are just like you guys, simple people at the end of the day. And people judge. While we are not quick on jumping the gun and making a harsh judgement, there are a few things that we tend to notice more than others. And once they catch our attention, it’s hard not to judge. Some of these things are:

1. If your belt doesn’t match your shoes. There is something so cardinally wrong with matching a black belt with a pair of brown shoes.
img

2. Your finger nails. If you have black goop under them then it’s bitter judgement all the way!
img

3. Your bone-crushing handshake. We understand that a firm handshake is essential but refrain from fracturing our hand, please.
img

4. Your shirt, is it crushed? Just to clear the air, we know when your shirt is crushed because of sitting in the car and when it sports lines of laziness.
img

5. How you haven’t shaved for days. I can’t speak for all of us but most of my girlfriends prefer clean shaven men. So, pick up a razorand do the needful.
img

6. The way you treat the server at a restaurant. Are you polite and courteous or are you loud, rude and brash? FYI, the latter is a deal breaker.
img

7. “Never keep a girl waiting.” They say this for a reason. Just so you know, in our books, fashionably late is not fashionable at all.
img

8. The way you are on social media. If you are one of those people who writes lk dis dn ys v r jdgn ya. K?
img

9. How you wear your clothes. Wear whatever you like. No harm there. But just be honest with yourself. If you are skinny, why wear a v-neck?
img

10. How often you check your phone while you are with us. Are you frequently stealing sly glances to see if you got a text or not? If your answer is yes, then yes we are judging you!
img

11. Don’t pretend to be someone you are not. We don’t dig fakers.
img

12. How you eat. With your mouth open or closed? Chewing with your mouth open isn’t the world’s most soothing sight.
img

13. How much you talk about yourself. If “you” are your favourite topic, then judging you talking about yourself is our favourite pastime.
img

14. How often you bring up your ex girlfriend. We don’t care how pretty or amazing or intelligent she is.
img

15. Your sense of humour. It’s important to be funny, but the right kind of funny.
img

16. Personal hygiene. Using a deodorant is not an excuse for not having a bath.
img

Proudly Powered by Blogger.